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A small white scissor-hand silhouette sits at the bottom

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

A small dark navy square in the upper right contains a white silhouette of a surfer riding a wave

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Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 A small white scissor-hand silhouetteRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: